Interveiwing my mom
Me: Hay, mom, can I interview you on your childhood?
Me: Okay, how were you treated?
Mom: By whom?
Me: Oh, just forget I said a word. What did you like to do when you were young?
Mom: Well, I loved writing, and I also I liked smimming, but I LOVED having adventures on my bike.
Me: What adventures?
Mom: Well, I liked going down really steep hills. You see, I was a dare-Devil.
Me: Cool! Anyway, what were your cats names?
Mom: Oh god, I, I can't remember them. I'm sorry... but when I was a teenager I had millions of cats that lived on a farm with me and my family.
Me: Hmmm... okay, what was your personality when you were young?
Mom: I was really thoughtful, although quite sensitive, VERY talkitive, and very adventurous.
Me: Always getting into trouble?
Mom: No, I barely ever got into trouble, I was very responssible.
Me: What did you colect?
Mom: What did I colect, boy, did I colect anything? Hmmm... buttons. When I was a little younger than you I colected buttons.
Me: Hmmm... Okay, were down to the last question; Mom... I'M HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!
Mom: Were going to have food in a few min. Now, what was your question?
Me: I'M HUNGRY!!!!